he's my friend, so i have to eat him!

officialunitedstates:

there’s no law against you tossing spaghetti on the sidewalks.  cops cant stop me.  not this time

1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

There’s the hufflepuff

(Source: picapixels)

mr-egbutt:

residentevils:

when u accidently type me instead of my 

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accidentally typing “yeha” instead of “yeah”

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broken-gaydar:

starrygraveyard:

andr3wdost:

nathanieljosephruess:

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

what

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blurrypicturesofolaf:

fixitfelixjnr:

father no

the weakest are fed to fuel the strong

(Source: witchy-pleakley)

passthecocaine:

the-hobbit-hair:

passthecocaine:

Excuse me but what is this doing in the potato tag

that does not look like a fucking potato to me

why were you in the potato tag

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gameraboy:

Mermaid auditions at the Disneyland Hotel

caprellid:

halfpast-dead:

its back

take my word friend it never left

bioshockalacka:

sizvideos:

Video

Wow season 3 is gonna be brutal

tags: #snk

Rarity in Hearth’s Warming Eve.

tags: #MLP #spirit animal

Iced Rarity in Hearth’s Warming Eve.

Rarity in The Crystal Empire Part 1.

tags: #donnie darko

I’m not the protagonist of a novel or anything… I’m a college student who likes to read, like you could find anywhere… But if, for argument’s sake, you were to write a story with me in the lead role… It would certainly be a tragedy.

(Source: rainnieday)

tags: #tokyo ghoul

thuglevi:

Eren’s different outfits ´ ▽ ` )ノ

tags: #snk